my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele
dstriders: i am hannah blogtana
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
A lot of male models look like they just watched... →
Sometimes when I log into tumblr...
I’ll look at my dashboard and then smile and think to myself “I built this dashboard. I went to every blog and made the decision to follow them. This is a good dashboard.” And I feel all mushy and warm on the inside when I realize that other people have added me to their dashboard that they must also love and I just feel good. And then I scroll down and there is literally a photoset of naked...
So i have this illness...
that-tall-halfie: Its called Tumblerosis and its when the nerves in your brain and hands lose control and you’re no longer able to withhold yourself from opening a new tab and typing in “t” (cause your computer already knows that t obviously stands for tumblr.com) whenever you have something important to do. I think i should get some meds for this or something
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER