Sometimes I read things in Portuguese and feel really impressed with the fact that I can understand it all despite only having learned Spanish, and then I realise I’m actually reading Spanish.
first time chat post
merrylittlemisfit: ' “Sure,” Carver replied with a deep chuckle. “I’ll fuck this nice little hole with the soap, mm? Think I can fit the whole bar up your arse?” '
merrylittlemisfit: these people are more intense than ever
merrylittlemisfit: i mean soap?
merrylittlemisfit: arse btw.
merrylittlemisfit: meaning british
merrylittlemisfit: meaning soap ..play is a british kink i bet
Rellinav: that's why
Rellinav: i get so horny
Rellinav: when i walk down the toiletries aisle
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
Anonymous asked: I WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE AND ARMS AND PAINT IT RED WITH KITTY BLOOD but more importantly how did you get the anonymous askbox setting?
When you lend your computer, and you forgot to...
Anonymous asked: your blog is ...OHMIGOD!!!! <3 me gusta ;)
tumboner: ‘but why would i need three of them for’ omg