May 2013
13 posts
pizzaforpresident:
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
sanderlust:
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
goshdoka:
no mom i cant go to school tomorrow i have to fight walpurgisnacht
“Hoochie Mamas, show your nanas”
– S club party - S club 7 (via grizzzzly)
April 2013
21 posts
necrophilofthefuture:
ive never laughe dtihs hard in my entire life
vegay:
do u ever wanna be someone’s friend but then u mess it up so badly that ur just like nvm
coolscar:
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
digivolvin:
when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.
welcome to The Friend Zone.
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whenyoureathirdculturekid:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
March 2013
52 posts
mstoph:
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
rabioheab:
look kid, do you want to be cool or not? just say it. say it out loud. say the f-word
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punchgod:
‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me
